“Jens” – Stop With The Phone Calls Already

Listen, Jens.  You’re starting to piss me off now; and I’m only a cat.   You really do need to stop this phone call thing.

If you need psychiatric help, please go and get it.   Either that, or throw yourself under a train.   To be honest, I don’t mind which of those options you take.  But please… I beg… just stop with the phone calls…


June 3, 2007 at 4:15 pm 1 comment

Just Say No To Cheap Eggs And Sausages

Please join my campaign to rid the world of cheap eggs and sausages.


Da Pinkster

May 27, 2007 at 10:48 pm Leave a comment

Just A Quick Note…

Evening everyone.   What a lucky cat I am.    I have just been out drinking with my beloved Tessa, and my Mistress Lynne.   We have all had too much to drink…

And, you know they say in vino veritas

Well, Lynne, Tessa and I all just felt like saying – Hot damn, Remarkable is soooooooooooooo cool…

Anyway, time to drink some water, and hit the sack.

Peace and love,


May 26, 2007 at 10:52 pm 2 comments

Lynne & Tessa Show – Pure Genius

Please watch my favourite favourite trailer for the all new Lynne & Tesaa show…

Can you see what they did here?!  Too funny! Pure Genius – you gotta love ’em!

May 26, 2007 at 8:53 am Leave a comment

I Want A New Mobile Phone

Dammit Chloe, I want a new mobile phone.

‘Nuff said…

April 9, 2007 at 12:52 pm 7 comments

ClipSardine or ClipTuna?

ClipSardine.  Definitely.  Much more “fishy”. Much more delicious.

Now… I must be off.  I need to make some toast…


December 25, 2006 at 8:53 am Leave a comment

Happy Christmas!

Sorry I haven’t been on-line much recently.  I have extremely been busy hiding home-baked cookies around the house.  In cupboards, in my basket, under Mistress’s bed, and even in Mistress’s bed.

Anyway, I just wanted to take this opportunity to say – thank you for 2006, have a wonderful Christmas, and a fantastic 2007.



December 21, 2006 at 10:09 am Leave a comment

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