Pinkerton The Cat

“Jens” – Stop With The Phone Calls Already

remarkable — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 16:15:45 +0000

Listen, Jens. You’re starting to piss me off now; and I’m only a cat. You really do need to stop this phone call thing.

If you need psychiatric help, please go and get it. Either that, or throw yourself under a train. To be honest, I don’t mind which of those options you take. But please… I beg… just stop with the phone calls…

Just Say No To Cheap Eggs And Sausages

remarkable — Sun, 27 May 2007 22:48:04 +0000

Please join my campaign to rid the world of cheap eggs and sausages.

Merci,

Da Pinkster

Just A Quick Note…

remarkable — Sat, 26 May 2007 22:52:52 +0000

Evening everyone. What a lucky cat I am. I have just been out drinking with my beloved Tessa, and my Mistress Lynne. We have all had too much to drink…

And, you know they say in vino veritas…

Well, Lynne, Tessa and I all just felt like saying – Hot damn, Remarkable is soooooooooooooo cool…

Anyway, time to drink some water, and hit the sack.

Peace and love,

Pinkerton

Lynne & Tessa Show – Pure Genius

remarkable — Sat, 26 May 2007 08:53:17 +0000

Please watch my favourite favourite trailer for the all new Lynne & Tesaa show…

Can you see what they did here?! Too funny! Pure Genius – you gotta love ‘em!

I Want A New Mobile Phone

remarkable — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:52:37 +0000

Dammit Chloe, I want a new mobile phone.

‘Nuff said…

ClipSardine or ClipTuna?

remarkable — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:53:17 +0000

ClipSardine. Definitely. Much more “fishy”. Much more delicious.

Now… I must be off. I need to make some toast…

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Happy Christmas!

remarkable — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:09:35 +0000

Sorry I haven’t been on-line much recently. I have extremely been busy hiding home-baked cookies around the house. In cupboards, in my basket, under Mistress’s bed, and even in Mistress’s bed.

Anyway, I just wanted to take this opportunity to say – thank you for 2006, have a wonderful Christmas, and a fantastic 2007.

Cheers,

Pinkterton

Cookies…

remarkable — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 21:42:41 +0000

Do you like home-baked cookies? I do!!

Pinkterton (with crumbs in his whiskers)

Fuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

remarkable — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:17:48 +0000

I can’t even fucking walk, I’m in so much pain! Trust me – when a woman says to you – “We’re just going to visit the nice man in the white coat” – don’t fucking go with her. Fucking hell.! I mean… really… no number of times repeating the word, “fuck” can express the pain and humiliation I feel.

That’s all.

Pinkerton (foobar’ed)

Christmas Tea

remarkable — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 18:58:18 +0000

I’m not keen on tea at the best of times. But Christmas tea? It’s full of all sorts of flavours that shouldn’t be in tea – like: turkey, potatoes and gravy. It’s wrong… do you hear me? Wrong!

I tell you this – I will not be accepting any leftover Christmas tea poured into any saucers this year.

Pinkerton (call me ungrateful, if you must)