“Jens” – Stop With The Phone Calls Already

Listen, Jens.  You’re starting to piss me off now; and I’m only a cat.   You really do need to stop this phone call thing.

If you need psychiatric help, please go and get it.   Either that, or throw yourself under a train.   To be honest, I don’t mind which of those options you take.  But please… I beg… just stop with the phone calls…